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drop 001 · out now

GREAT SHIRTS.
okay, good shirts.

Original deadpan graphics on serious 240 GSM cotton. ₹499–₹899. No hype, no licensed nonsense.

Shop Drop 001 *
*or don't.
it's your wardrobe.
240
GSM. basically armour.
29
designs. no more, no less.
"prints that outlive the joke." — the actual tagline
mom says it's niceyour ex will notice✳10/10 would shrugsofter than your deadlines✳
mom says it's niceyour ex will notice✳10/10 would shrugsofter than your deadlines✳

Drop 001

8 designs
"the bare minimum" — out now, unfortunately for your budget
bestseller. somehow.
Could Be Worse — front
₹699
Could Be Worse▲ 3 left in M
240 GSM · oversized fit · print guaranteed 100+ washes
add to cart → it's decent
OMW* — front
₹599
OMW*
*haven't left
It's Knot Much — front
₹699
It's Knot Much
the classic
Log Kya Kahenge* — front
₹799
Log Kya Kahenge*
*they'll manage
Certified Adequate — front
₹649
Certified Adequate
new
see all 29 → they're all decent

New Arrivals

fresh off the press
printed this week. still smells like regret and ink.
It's Knot Much — front
new₹699
It's Knot Much
Certified Adequate — front
new₹649
Certified Adequate
Log Kya Kahenge* — front
new₹799
Log Kya Kahenge*

Best Sellers

top 3
bought by strangers, worn by legends, returned by nobody.
Could Be Worse — front
#1 bestseller₹699
Could Be Worse
bestseller. somehow.
OMW* — front
#2 bestseller₹599
OMW*
*haven't left
It's Knot Much — front
#3 bestseller₹699
It's Knot Much
the classic

Shop by Collection

nine moods. pick the one you're pretending you're not in.
Deadpan Classics
4 designs
Desi Mood
4 designs
Corporate Casualties
3 designs
Gym Adjacent
3 designs
City Mood
4 designs
Meme Economy
3 designs
GUARANTEED · KNOT BAD · GUARANTEED ·
the guarantee

If the print fades, we'll be genuinely shocked.

Every tee survives 100+ washes or we replace it free — plus a written apology. That's the whole policy. It's short because we're confident.

✳ 240 GSM heavy cotton
✳ pre-shrunk, bio-washed
✳ itch-free printed labels
✳ 7-day no-drama returns
the plot ↓

We spent the budget on cotton. The jokes were free.

No influencers, no billboard, no founder story about "disrupting fabric." Just 240 GSM heavyweight cotton, prints that survive your washing machine's anger issues, and graphics your friends will screenshot but never credit.

— knot bad, since 2026. it's been fine.

Reviews

all real. tragically.
nobody was paid. you can tell.
★★★★★verified · size L
Fits like a shirt. Functions as a shirt. Exceeded expectations by meeting them exactly.
— Rohan, 27
★★★★★verified · size XL
Wore it to a family dinner. My aunt read it, sighed, and moved on. 10/10 crowd control.
— Priya, 31
★★★★☆verified · size M
Four stars because my size sold out when I tried to buy a second one. This is your fault.
— Arjun, 24

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