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GSM cotton. basically armour.
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washes before the print blinks.
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regrets reported. we asked twice.
the joke, explained+
The bar was low. This shirt cleared it. That's the whole review, honestly.
therapy not included. shirt included.
fabric & fit+
240 GSM heavyweight cotton, bio-washed, pre-shrunk. Oversized drop-shoulder fit — the shoulders drop so your standards don't have to. True to size, unlike most people.
100% cotton. 0% polyester. 0% lies.
care instructions+
Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang dry in the judgmental Indian sun. Don't iron the print — it's been through enough.
survives your washing machine's anger issues.
shipping & returns+
Ships in 2–4 days, probably 2. 7-day returns, no interrogation. Exchange sizes free — we know you rounded down.
cod available. we trust you. mostly.
Print fades? Free replacement.
plus a written apology. that's the whole policy.
Reviews
all real. tragically.
nobody was paid. you can tell.
★★★★★verified · size L
Fits like a shirt. Functions as a shirt. Exceeded expectations by meeting them exactly.
— Rohan, 27
★★★★★verified · size XL
Wore it to a family dinner. My aunt read it, sighed, and moved on. 10/10 crowd control.
— Priya, 31
★★★★☆verified · size M
Four stars because my size sold out when I tried to buy a second one. This is your fault.